Functioning Idiot

Heavens no, I don't think I am better than anyone. On the contrary, I think I am a barely functional idiot.

But, the God of the universe loves me. Truly, I have absolutely no idea why, but I also absolutely know it to be true.

So you may agree with my assessment of myself, and if you treat me as such, I generally won't think much of it.

Him, on the other hand... I wouldn't recommend pissing Him off. He loves His own...especially me.